He punches the bucket
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.
If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!
I'm funny that way.
A "groan" man...
They say "We were waiting for the children to die."
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
You only have to punch the information into a computer once.
Because they'd been floored by his punch.
Before 1928, neither could vote.
Because he couldn't kick the bucket.
