What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

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English Jokes More English Jokes

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more english you get out.

Ba Jokes More Ba Jokes

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you.

Educate Jokes More Educate Jokes

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

What color is the most metal?

Ma a

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Phd Jokes More Phd Jokes

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

Barista Jokes More Barista Jokes

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

Gender Study Jokes More Gender Study Jokes

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista