What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

What do you call a neurotic octopus?

A crazy mixed-up squid.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender?

Shredded Tweet!

What goes?

Green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?A frog in my blender

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..