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What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

What do cats listen to during their free time?

They listen to podcats.

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

So the cops can find the handles.