What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many cats?

One.

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

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Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender?

Shredded Tweet!

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.