What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

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What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside!