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What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

4yo Jokes More 4yo Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

Stupid Fish Jokes More Stupid Fish Jokes

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.