What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist?

To die as a martyr.

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

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What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS