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What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A decade Ba dum tish.

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

5 Leg Jokes More 5 Leg Jokes

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit