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What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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How do you split $6 between 5 Mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

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What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten