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What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Pit Bull Jokes More Pit Bull Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

5 Leg Jokes More 5 Leg Jokes

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit