5 Leg Jokes

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.