5 Leg Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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Ann Jokes More Ann Jokes

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

Who's there! Ann! Ann who?

Ann-onymous!

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

What's a fireman's favourite drink?

Water.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob