5 Leg Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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Pit Bull Jokes More Pit Bull Jokes

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

What has 5 eyes?

Invisibility

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.