What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A Basketball player.

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.