What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

What did one black guy say to another black guy?

We're both black guys.

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench?

The NBA

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend?

Marriage-u-wanna?

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

A harmacist