What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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Where do crows go to have fun?

A crowbar!

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

Sledge Hammer Jokes More Sledge Hammer Jokes

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon