What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

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Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.