Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

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I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

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Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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Carpet bombing.

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My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

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Wait for him to give it back.

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Because his career is in ruins.

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What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.