What kind of sick bird is against the law?

An ill eagle

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

An ill eagle