What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

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What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!