What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What is the definition of a major seventh?

A violist playing octaves.

What's the definition of a mere myth?

A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

Sleep Bag Jokes More Sleep Bag Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.