What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

Because the sea weed.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.