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What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.