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What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines.

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise.

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.