What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

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What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

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Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

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What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.