What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

Because the sea weed.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.