What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

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What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad?

Two letters.

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?

When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

An anti-joke.

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What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet?

Because he didn't drywall.

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.