What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what