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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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How many have 28 days?

All 12

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

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What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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