What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

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What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?

A mouse sandwich!

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.