What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

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What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

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What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims?

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What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo