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What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

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Au.

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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A quarter pounder with cheese.