What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

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What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About fifty pounds.

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

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What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.