What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What do you call a muslim body builder?

A protein sheikh

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What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

Uh.. I don't remember..

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What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.