What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a women with 1 leg?

Ilene

What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

Why do you never see red headed Jazz musicians?

They have no soul...

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.