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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

Amy Winehouse Jokes More Amy Winehouse Jokes

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

Jim Morrison Jokes More Jim Morrison Jokes

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

Scotch Jokes More Scotch Jokes

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

X-post /r/puns Scotch.

Janice Joplin Jokes More Janice Joplin Jokes

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.