I cried when I cut up the onion. (Jack the Ripper)
Ones used for cunning stunts.
Batman can go to the store with out robin.
No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
I cry when I cut open an onion
Your lawn won't cut itself.
Caesar
Rubbit Rubbit
She's Got The Jack
No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
Yak the Ripper
The same middle name.
Jock the stripper.
More than three, I still can't reach it.