What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Little Child Jokes More Little Child Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.