What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

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Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.