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What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.