What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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Who hasn't" muttered daddy bear. "What?

You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?