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What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

How old are your kids?

Kids

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.