What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

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What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

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How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.