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What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

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Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

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What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

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How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground