What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

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What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

How did the Endorian get to school every day?

Ewok'd.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.