Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...
You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)
If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Because it's the reason for the sneason.
Names!
He used an eyepatch
