Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
He was a fungi.
Covers tracks
In case they run out of bullets.
Reasons to be offended.
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.
