Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
Because he's married.
Gangs don't have to pay for friends.
Because it was always running out of the pen.
Because these colors don't run
Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.
Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.
Names.
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.
