What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.