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Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

Atm Machine Jokes More Atm Machine Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"