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Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

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Why do we use black pens on white paper?

So hangman is more realistic.

What do you use to make boot soup?

Birkenstock

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

What do you call a posh Gym?

James

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

Atm Machine Jokes More Atm Machine Jokes

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine