Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

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How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

Atm Machine Jokes More Atm Machine Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"