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Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims. They got through over 40 stories in seconds.

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What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

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What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Why are 9/11 victims the best readers?

They can go through 94 stories in seconds!