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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you.

Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning?

He made a booo-ty call

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What do old people smell like?

Depends

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.