Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

What's with Jane?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!