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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

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How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.