Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

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What is a pirate?

T

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

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What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.