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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

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Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.