Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

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What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.