Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.
They want to have it before it's cool.
Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
On his shellphone
Shello
A millionaire.
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)