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Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

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Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Where's my money?

A loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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Which country has the most millionaires?

Zimbabwe.

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person.

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What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)