Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.
One of them is actually wanted!
Wait at the buzz stop.
He lost it.
Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.
The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.
SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)
When he's a billionaire.
On Zimbabwean TV.
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
That.
