Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

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Stop crying and viper your nose.

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Well, it worked with the slaves.

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Because in Russia the military coups you.

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Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river