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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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What do you call an internet cafe in Russia?

A cyberian cafe.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

Who are you with?

And "Just heard our song"

River Jokes More River Jokes

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

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How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

Crimea Jokes More Crimea Jokes

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river