What song did Russia send Ukraine for i...

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

River Jokes More River Jokes

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Crimea Jokes More Crimea Jokes

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What's the current number one song in Russia?