What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Crimea Jokes More Crimea Jokes

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river