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Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

Bad Experience Jokes More Bad Experience Jokes

What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows