Why did the chicken run out of the brothel?

Whore moans.

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Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

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What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts...

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Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

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What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

Because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"