Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

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What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.