Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

Because he had Loco-Motive.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

Promoted

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

What do you call a dead baby,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives