Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

Because he had Loco-Motive.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!