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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Kenyan Jokes More Kenyan Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What keeps running and doesn't get tired?

A Kenyan child.