Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?

Under "Home Improvements."

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

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What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!