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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.