Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

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What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone?

Jailbreak

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

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What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8