Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?

Under "Home Improvements."

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8