Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

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What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?

I can't even

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz