Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

Because it provides cavity protection

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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's?

Sheik Shake

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How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

Because it provides cavity protection