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Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

Because it provides cavity protection

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What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

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Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

He was on a watch list...

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

Because it provides cavity protection