Because their companies are always short-staffed.
Because they can't stop saving their work.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/
X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.
Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.
University of Brighton
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
I dunno. Ask the kids.