Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

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What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi