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Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

Why was the violin coach arrested?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

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What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.