Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

Both are offensive and inaccurate.

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.