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Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

Babysitter Jokes More Babysitter Jokes

Who's yours?

Me: The babysitter

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

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What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

Violinist Jokes More Violinist Jokes

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.